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10th November 2011

Photo reblogged from RE-ELECT EDDIE with 11 notes

spikeleeandwoodyallen:

Still of a lost scene from Annie Hall (1977)

In 1971 I wrote and shot a scene for Annie Hall involving the Knicks and Earl The Pearl. I was extolling the concept of the physical over the cerebral, so I wrote a fantasy basketball game in which all the great thinkers of history - Kant and Nietzsche and Kirkegaard - played against the Knicks. I cast actors who looked like those philosophers to play those roles and they played against the real Knicks. We used the players on the team at that time including Earl, Bill Bradley and Walt Frazier, and we shot it inside Madison Square Garden after the last game of the season. Of course the Knicks were smooth and beat the philosophers easily; all their cerebration was impotent against the Knicks.

“My Team: The New York Knicks by Woody Allen,” Guardian, January 6, 2002

spikeleeandwoodyallen:

Still of a lost scene from Annie Hall (1977)

In 1971 I wrote and shot a scene for Annie Hall involving the Knicks and Earl The Pearl. I was extolling the concept of the physical over the cerebral, so I wrote a fantasy basketball game in which all the great thinkers of history - Kant and Nietzsche and Kirkegaard - played against the Knicks. I cast actors who looked like those philosophers to play those roles and they played against the real Knicks. We used the players on the team at that time including Earl, Bill Bradley and Walt Frazier, and we shot it inside Madison Square Garden after the last game of the season. Of course the Knicks were smooth and beat the philosophers easily; all their cerebration was impotent against the Knicks.

“My Team: The New York Knicks by Woody Allen,” Guardian, January 6, 2002

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30th July 2011

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11th July 2011

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Revisiting a recent vomit-inducing culinary experience through Google Voice Search history.

Revisiting a recent vomit-inducing culinary experience through Google Voice Search history.

Tagged: Cockroachdinnerpancho villavomit

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10th July 2011

Photo reblogged from TEEN WITCH FAN CLUB with 54 notes

Seeing this gives me hope that B&N will finally install the “Realistic Adult Romance” section I’ve always dreamed about.

Seeing this gives me hope that B&N will finally install the “Realistic Adult Romance” section I’ve always dreamed about.

(Source: teenwitch)

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10th July 2011

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I think I’ve found a solution to my butt-cheek chafing problem.

I think I’ve found a solution to my butt-cheek chafing problem.

Tagged: Butt cheeksChafingMonkey Butt

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5th July 2011

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Same sky, again.

Same sky, again.

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5th July 2011

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Same sky, seconds later.

Same sky, seconds later.

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5th July 2011

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The prettiest sunset I’ve ever seen in my thirty years of living in Michigan.

The prettiest sunset I’ve ever seen in my thirty years of living in Michigan.

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15th June 2011

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Part Two of David Foster Wallace’s commencement speech to Kenyon College.

Tagged: David Foster Wallace

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15th June 2011

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This is the commencement speech I wish I had received (never mind that I’m not a college graduate).

Tagged: David Foster WallaceThis is Water

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